CLOGGOD

The greatest hair band in the universe.

Gertrude: Girl, we’re going to see CLOGGOD tonight.

Mildred: Those guys rock, plus they have huge dongs!

18 And Life with Johnny

The mispronounced lyrics of Skid Row’s hit song “18 And Life.”

Brizzle: 18 and life with Johnny!

B Real: That’s not the line! It’s “18 and life, you got it!” Got it?

West Brom

Awesome. Incredible. Outstanding.

Ryan: Ethel went down on me on our first date.

Ricky: Dude…that’s so West Brom!