Rig

Slag word synonym for a mans body

“Scott has been sloppy lately he’s got a shit rig”
“Fuck Bill’s been hitting the gym lately he’s got a tight rig”

Klunk

The sound made by a metaphorical lead balloon as it lands on the ground symbolising the way in which an unfunny joke has gone down.

Knock Knock
Who's There
Doctor
Doctor Who
Exactly
Klunk !