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ripe asshole

The licking of the anus. Otherwise known as a rim job. However, this anus is one of a fat bitch whom hasn't showered in 2 to 3 weeks. It's more sour and foul smelling than if you were to walk down to the nearest sewage treatment plant and eat a pile of raw sewage from 100 fat bitches.

Yo, Jeremy. You give Shania a rimmer last night? I heard you went over to her house.

No way Steve, she has a ripe asshole if I've ever smelt one.

Damn I thought fo-sho she was clean.

No, Steve. It was so bad my damn nose hairs singed off. She's got the ripest asshole of the land.

by Burd Justus October 10, 2017

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Katie

Katie is the most loving sweet woman on earth. She has a big heart! For everyone except her man. She has a tight ass and a tight pussy but also a tight bank account, as she likes to spend most of her money. Usually needlessly. However, she loves her man and has a true heart that always shines through. Loyal to a fault but also not too many brain cells are floating around inside her skull. As she never usually has a clue about many things. But she is loved, loved by her spouse, friends and family. Especially her husband who knows she would have died to a stupid decision long ago if it wasn't for him.

Katie, what a gorgeous lady.

Oh there's Katie! Glad to see her

There goes Katie! Gone with the wind. Where's the wind blowing? Don't ask Katie! She once told me north was south!

by Burd Justus May 31, 2024