BOM

The Bureau of Meteorology (BOM or BoM) is an agency of the Australian Government that tries to provide weather services. The agency also has an irrational distaste for acronyms and therefore BOM can also be a call to embrace who you really are.

Jack: "What's the weather in Melbourne?"
Andrew: "I don't know. Check BOM."

"You really need to stop hating on yourself and embrace your BOM."