Cops

Plural Acronym for constable on patrol

The police/constable was patroling the streets all night looking for bad guys. The precinct call them cops

nogas

no one gives a shit

Boomer - so you are deciding to wear womans shoes & trousers,are you a crossdresser,gay,tranny.
Me - no, womens shoes are more durable,and fitted with extra padding for added comfort,their pants are made with lighter material,so when it rains, my trousers don't aren't heavy and dont stick to my legs.
Boomer - be careful because some people might get the wrong idea and beat you up
me - it's 2023, NOGAS if you are gay, straight, or identify as a genderqueer unicorn with pink and purple polka dots.
Boomer - Whats NOGAS?
Me - No one gives a shit

dole

D.O.L.E acronym for Department Of Labour and Employment. unemployment benefit in the UK from 1911 until 2001 when dwp took over and called it job seekers allowance and now universal credit

my granddad was on the D.O.L.E claiming fortnightly giros after the mines shut down. i finished college, couldn't get a job and now i get Universal credit but everyone still calls it "the dole"

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