General Flatness of a Sphere

A remarkable question that no one can answer. Not even your next door asian can solve this.

Dude 1 : What is the General Flatness of a Sphere?
Asian dude : Wow what a good question.
Dude 1 : no.

Burgoine

This word doesn't make sense but, it just works somehow

Random dude 1: What is Burgoine?
Random dude 2: Dude, I don't think you can use in a sentence like that