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A fat, lazy, obese, stationery fat bastard for more than a days time on a couch it's too hard to workout, I know everything about anything and I work harder then any man woman or child on this planet, and I'm never wrong no matter what. Period
Parents asked if I would ever move out I replied " no I'm being a Ross"
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When a chicks on the rag and pisses in te toilet and never flushes
I walked in to a public restroom stall and saw the burgundy dirty toilet bowl