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Rule 34

If it exists, there is or will be porn of it... also responible for creating pedophiles

Ten year old:*(Google) Rule 34*
*enter*
Ten year old: OH MY GOD!!!

by Burkus November 2, 2008

52πŸ‘ 162πŸ‘Ž


Call of Duty

A series of games made by Activsion that generally take place in WW2, Producers alternate between Treyarch and Infinity Ward. Treyarch made Call of Duty 3, and World at War. Infinity Ward made Call of Duty, CoD2, and CoD4 (The best of the bunch). Almost as good as sex.

Gamer 1: Wanna play Call of Duty?
Gamer 2: Sure, witch one?
Gamer 1: 4, Duh!

by Burkus November 28, 2008

30πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Winnipeg

The capital city of Manitoba, Canada. Also known as "Winterpeg" because you can build a snowman by late October and it will last to early April. Gets deadly cold in the winter and bakin' hot in the summer. The four seasons are, Winter, Spring, Summer/Road Construction, and Fall. Was home of the Winnipeg Jets, but they got sold off to Pheonix (I think). Huge hockey/football town. Has 3 major teams, Hockey: Manitoba Moose, Football: Blue Bombers, Baseball: Goldeyes. Also has one shitty neighbourhood called the north end, plenty of Natives, drunks and gangs to mug and kill you there.
I should know because I live in the godforsaken place.

Burkus: FUCK MY BALLS ARE FROZEN!!!
Drunk Native Gangster: Yo B gimmi yo fuckin wallet!
Burkus: FUCK YOU, FUCK THE COLD, FUCK WINNIPEG!!!

by Burkus December 16, 2008

108πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


Pwned

Definition: A corrupted version of the word "owned". Due to the fact that the "P" and "O" keys on a standard QWERTY keyboard are so close together it can be easy to miss the "O" key and accidentally hit the "P" key. The word itself means to exel at the game or kill someone in a game.


Gamer 1: *Hides behind a wall*
Gamer 1: He'll never get me here.
Gamer 2: *Throws grenade over wall and it lands beside GAMER 1*
Gamer 1: OH SHIT!!!
*Grenade explodes*
Gamer 2: Pwned Noob!

by Burkus December 28, 2009

189πŸ‘ 187πŸ‘Ž


Zerg Rush

A tactic in video games (primarily the RTS genre) of sending weak, cheap units at an enemy base en-masse in order to achieve victory. This method is used best near the beginning of the match.

Originally started on the RTS game Starcraft due to the inexpensive Zergling unit being used in the manner described above.

Player: ZOMG Zerg Rush!!!

by Burkus May 16, 2009

68πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


AK-47

An assault rifle developed in Russia by Mikial Kalashnikov, fires 7.62x39mm ammunition and is the most widespread firearm of the 20th century. It is so simple my 10 year old brother could use it. Requires very little cleaning.

The AK-47 can be dragged through dirt, and without any sort of cleaning whatsoever can still fire.

by Burkus November 19, 2008

20πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


FN SCAR

An assault rifle made by Fabrique National de Herstal (FN Herstal)in two models; The FN SCAR-L, made to fire the 5.56x45mm NATO round, and the FN SCAR-H made to fire the 7.62x51mm NATO round. It was made to fill requirements of US Special Operations Command(SOCOM)and was purcased in 2004

FN SCAR... I have no idea for an example

by Burkus March 30, 2009

70πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž