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Vatnik

Post 2016 republicans, conservatives and libertarians.

History of Vatniks is as follows:

For decades Russia was the Big Bad Bear that the US far (and centre) right hated and feared. But after the Fall of the USSR, Russia changed a lot. It went from hardline Soviet communism to a brief false spring of liberalization and normalization, which withered away when the Russian Mafiya managed to get their hands on almost all the state-owned resources (practically everything) and consolidate their rule as oligarchs. This is when Putin (ex KGB guy) came to power. He established a right-wing autocracy with an official State church (Russian Orthodox) which is the kind of government that right-wingers prefer.
So the rightwing oligarchs in the US, who are the backers/funders of the Republican party, now admire this new Russia. They admire its homophobia, its ethnic nationalism, its theocratic tendencies, its inequity, its rejection of the Soviet ideals of gender and race equality, and above all its fake democracy in which a dictator owns the media, the police, and a private army so as to crush all dissent and elections are a farce. Ron de Santis would just love to be Putin, Trump openly expressed his admiration for Putin. Russia, once the world centre of the Communist International, is now the world centre of the New Far Right International.
If Trump was still president America would be supplying arms to Russia.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 7, 2023

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Twitch Noob

A twitch noob is a competitive gamer that bashes Team Fortress 2 public server players, and boasts about how 6 vs 6 (aka Twitch Fortress 2) is much better. These players complain about how they keep getting owned by Heavies, Pyros, Spys and Engineers, and ask for nerfs of these classes on Steam forums. When their obviously just noobs who refuse to adapt too Team Fortress 2's intended gameplay.

Bobby thought he would own everyone when he played sniper in Team Fortress 2, but found out that he is a twitch noob.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago April 6, 2009

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Light beer

Urine in a can. Prefered beverages of right wing loser MAGAts too fat or lightweight for real alcohol. It tastes terrible and those who do should feel bad for drinking it. Good thing their braincell's are already dying from ingesting piss beer.

Monty Python explains Light Beer.

Eric: Frankly, we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
Neil: Making love in a canoe?
Eric: It's ----ing close to water!!!

by Burn Mar-a-Lago June 7, 2021

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drug mule

A child of a non-liberal.

All children of non-liberal parents are drug mules.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 9, 2023

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conservative political correctness

The right wing version of political correctness. It can be easily spottered with a sharp ear because most conservatives are easily butthurt men-women children.

Examples of conservative political correctness include:

Christian persecution(there is none)
Butthurt reaction when called a bigot
Offended by being called a racist when using racial slurs
When conservative women are called sluts
Whining about the word white trash
Whining about the expansion of LGBT rights
Whining about socialism(ie what the rest of the civilized world has.)
Calling Atheists godless or Satan worshipers

Using the words "White working class" when it doesn't exist. They are really moochers who pop meth and smoke heroine all day.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago January 12, 2017

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Right wing bimbo

A conservative/Republican female with a low IQ, unable to answer questions that are stranded knowledge to fifth graders, and uses phrases like "lamestream media" because they will be revealed to be as dumb as they look. So they go to whine on Fox News or talk radio about their "unfair treatment" from the non existent liberal media.

Usually privileged white women who are better off making porno movies. They rely on conservative manginas to protect them from any legitimate criticism. Right Wing bimbo's will claim to be constitutionalists but don't know a damn thing about what is written in it, tend to be pro life and for abstinence when their daughters are pregnant and/or slutty.

The top examples of a right wing bimbo are, Sarah "Carbuo Barbie" Palin, Michele "batshit insane" Bachmann, Christina "dumber then a fifth grader" O'Donnal, Sharon "Latino hating racist" Angle, Carly "the destroyer of HP " Fiorina.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago January 30, 2011

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Polarization Fallacy

The Polarization Fallacy is a logical fallacy used by centrists to claim that both Republicans and Democrats are polarizing the nation. Despite that the fact that the republiturds have moved the the far right while Dems have stayed the same. They usually blame this on the left for refusing to meet right wing extremists half way. When American "centrists" paved the path for right wing extremism in the first place.
What makes them even dumber is that most American "centrists" are actually center to far right compared to the conservative parties of more civilized countries. As the real centrist parties have the word "liberal" in them.

Examples of the Polarization Fallacy.
Neo-Naz/Trumpanzees/White Christains: WHITE GENOCIDE. WE MUST BRING OTHER RACES TO HEEL BEFORE THEY DO THE SAME DO US. QANON TOLD US SO!
Antifa: Let's not commit genocide. Your violating the bill of rights. So your not only racist that's anti American Fascism.
BLM: Please stop murdering us!
"Centrists": I can't tell these people apart! Democrats need to come back to the middle! The right wouldn't be doing this if the dems weren't such socialists!

Racist: PUT DOWN THE GUN SO I CAN MURDER YOU!
Gun owning non white/ Gun Toting liberal: I have to defend myself, even with lethal force!
"Centrist": Maybe you can let him murder you a little. You don't really need your legs. Stop creating polarization! *gunshots* You didn't have to do that. It only counts as self defense when white men shoot people!
Non white and/or liberal: You're a moron.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 21, 2019

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