Wet Towel

When you have such bad diarrhea brewing that you know its going to sound like you dropped a soaking wet bath towel on a hard surface by holding one corner of the towel highest, then releasing it so that the towel nearly coils as it falls. (Feel free to test this towel drop in your bath tub.)

Hey babe! Pause Game of Thrones, I gotta drop a wet towel.

Honey, when you hot carl me tonight make sure its not a wet towel like last time.

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