Jellyfish

The ability to ejaculate with a half-erect penis, usually caused by narcotics or alcohol

Whoa I was rockstar drunk last night, I totally jellyfishes whats-her-pickle and got outta there fast

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The bambi

When a man jerks off into his own hand and feeds it to his partner as if they were a deer

Last night was awesome. Destiny is so freaky, she let me do the Bambi to her and she swallowed the whole thing

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