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ALCOHOL! It's a codeword for everyone's favorite past time: booze. If you need to talk shop in front of some parents, talk about "just clothes." Need some more clothes? Go to the laundromat, dry cleaners, or clothes store! Have a six pack? That's a size 6! 12 pack? Size 12! Get creative. Are you completely shit faced? Then you're completely dressed!
1. "What did you do last night?" "Oh I put on some clothes."
2. "I'm cold, let's go put some clothes on!"
3. "What do you have that's clinking in that bag?" "Oh that's just clothes."
4. "All I remember about last night is getting completely dressed, and then streaking!"
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POT! "Blanket" is a codeword you use when you want to talk about weed in a public place or in front of parents or whatever. Multiply the number of blankets by ten to get their monetary value. If someone isn't getting it, try "green blankets."
1. "Dude, I'm cold, let's go get warm with some blankets."
2. "Oh man I have 8 blankets in the back of my car, we are having FUN tonight."
3. "Hey I think I left a couple blankets in your car, have you seen them?"
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POT! "Blanket" is a codeword you use when you want to talk about weed in a public place or in front of parents or whatever. Multiply the number of blankets by ten to get their monetary value. If someone isn't getting it, try "green blankets."
1. "Dude, I'm cold, let's go get warm with some blankets."
2. "Oh man I have 8 blankets in the back of my car, we are having FUN tonight."
3. "Hey I think I left a couple blankets in your car, have you seen them?"
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It's a word for celebration! If something good happens, just jump up and shout "HZAH!" Get creative with the pronunciation!
1. "I actually DON'T have AIDS, HZAH!"
2. "Wanna take this party to my room?" "HZAH!"
3. "And they lived happily ever after, hzah."
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