Plumty

A “plumty” is male who is usually fatherless but is very handsome and gets loads of women

“Plumty is so handsome”

“Yeah I know,but doesn’t he not have a dad”

“Yeah but he’s very good looking

Clubs tonight ?

When a group of males aged 12-19 ask their friends “any one for pro clubs tonight?” In the group chat ,usually called something along the lines of “Burnley style 0-0”

Clubs tonight ? We can half the wee hures in half using our Burnley style

Muldog

A “Muldog” is a male that gets a lot of bitches ,too many in fact

Muldog gets so many bitches ,what a guy