jorked

Usually being of male gender, someone who is jorked appears very muscular, and quite large in size. Their jorked appearence is due, in large part, to the use of roids.

1. Damn.. now THAT guy is JORKED!
2. Man, jorked buddy over there is definitely on the roids. Freekin roid monkey.

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jorked

Usually being of male gender, someone who is jorked appears very muscular, and quite large in size. Their jorked appearence is due, in large part, to the use of roids.

1. Damn.. now THAT guy is JORKED!
2. Man, jorked buddy over there is definitely on the roids. Freekin roid monkey.

snum

Also called snizz, it's known as the act of sneezing and cuming at the same time. This unfortunate event leaves its male victim with a face full of cum, and a crotch full of mucus. This undesired result usually happens to lonely guys who have allergies.

1. Guy: Oh yeah.. baby... oh... thats it.. hear i cumm... ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhh.. AAAHHCUUUU! FUCK! I just snumed everywhere! MOM!! TOWEL!! ..NOW!
2. Bob: Dude, is that mike's cum all over your face?
Matt: Nah man, its just snum, no big deal.
Bob: Right..

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hj-hodge

Famous for her sledgehammer, the hodge is any female who lacks the "know-how" to perform a simple hj (hand-job).

1. Man this sucks, my girlfriend has a beat up box, and is also a huge hj-hodge.

2. That girl hodged me so bad ive been peeing blood for two days.

3. Fuckin hodge!

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vagina junction

whats your function: takin in sperm and spittin out babies

vagina junction has a give-take relationship

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red dick

Red dick is syndrome of many red heads. The symptoms usually consist of a dickish behavior, coupled with a mild case of shit spreading.

1. That red dick shaved off my eyebrows when i was passed out.
2. "Man who told everyone i pounded his mom's box last night?" "Oh.. well my guess would be red dick."

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