Fork found in kitchen

A slang term for a news report that is painfully obvious. Used sarcastically.

Person A: Hey! Didja hear about the news?
Person B: About that celebrity? Yeah, breaking news, fork found in kitchen.

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Stunlock

A form of slang for a state of bewilderment that leaves someone entirely speechless, taken from video games as a state of being temporarily unresponsive to control.

Person A: Did you hear about that new album from Rapper A’s collab with Rapper B deliberately talking about being cheated on?
Person B: Wha- it- …Thanks for the stunlock, jeez.

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