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Brandon

1. Quite possibly one of the most prestigious man to walk on the face of the earth.

2. Has a smile that melts the hearts of women.

3. The Man of all Men...No one else is Man enough to equal up to Brandons Manliness.

4. Sought after by many, but actually had by very few...he is picky.

5. An absolute sensational creature with an all knowing power to galvanize with his soccer skills, but you would never know, Brandon's have a tendency to be quiet and unassuming.

6. Brandons don't need to brag...they don't need to.

7. A dazzling man with a steamy ability to sweep a girl off her feet.

Girl 1"Oh my gosh, hes soooo dreamy!"

Girl 2"OH, i know!! Hes a total brandon!"

Girl 1"Don't get any ideas, I saw him first!"

Girl 2"Pff, are you kidding? you'd never deserve a brandon!"

by Burritos11 April 6, 2016

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