Notistic

A disorder that prevents people from hearing the word No.

I didn't realize she was saying no, I'm Notistic!

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lamestream

Things that people participate in or go to because they think it will make them look hip.

Rob: Are you going to Lollapalooza on Friday?

Burt: Dude, Lollapalooza is SO Lamestream!

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J-Loid

A woman who resembles Jennifer Lopez, especially on TV.

Any chick that looks that much like Jennifer Lopez has to be called a J-Loid!

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