Patrick Stewart

Patrick Stewart is a medical condition that if contracted, results in chronic pubic alopecia (permanent loss of the pubes).

Tammy reluctantly relieved herself in a Port-A-John in the parking lot of a Dio concert and found she had caught a case of Patrick Stewart from the toilet seat. Her boyfriend Ronny will no longer be her “Holy Diver” as she had patchy pubes.

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