LaChine

(la-SHEEN)
Noun

1. A sarcastic name used to identify someone participating in rampant fucktardery.
2. Title of un idiot français stupide
3. A small group of unfortunately limited canines.
Verb
1. Very slowly and with oblivious recognition of surroundings, space, and time.
2. Blank out; go dumb

3. To appear as having been mentally incapacitated when making choices
Adj.
1- poor development of common sense
2. Thick or dense witted

"Way to go, LaChine, that was $34 velvet painting of a Spanish matador!"
"I asked him to help me plan the wedding and he lachined"
"Goodness, she was lachining like a MF when she decided to wear her camel toe out"
"Bless, a little LaChine goes a long way"
"I farted hard and the lachine tried to hunt that shit down and kill"