Anal Beadler

A person, male or female, that orally plays with used anal beads directly from an anus.

After all the time I knew Eric, I didn't realize he was an Anal Beadler until I accidently walked in on him sucking on his girlfriend's freshly used anal beads.

Mutaling

1.The cross between a Mutant, Repitle, and Duckling. A completely ficticious animal, mainly used as an insult.

2. Although, in many case used in a loving manner as one's 'pet name'. 3. A way of expressing affection towards someone younger than you in a masculine form.

1. At the mall, my friend pointed a thing out that looked to be a Mutaling...she walked like a duck, looked like she was born in a sewer, and i think she had a tail. 2. After we made sweet love, Bob called me his Mutaling. 3. Stevecalled all his department Mutalings to the office to all give them hugs and candy.

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