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Slattern Pattern

A tramp stamp, but on the front. Usually highly sexualized or completely ordinary.

Guy: man she had 2 dolphins jumping over a rainbow right above her pussy.
Friend: Weird Slattern Pattern, you finish?
Guy: Nah, flipped her over, her tramp stamp said “Daddy”

by Bushido711 October 4, 2018


Lucky Dog

Being deep throated and having your balls licked by the same person at the same time.

He/she is playing with balls with a bone in her mouth.

Guy: my girl has a gag reflex, no lucky dog for me.
Friend: that’s my sister you asshole!

by Bushido711 October 4, 2018


Perverse Psychology

Being brutally and truthfully honest with an individual (in a humourous way) with no intention of changing the person at all. In the end having the person laughing about their own faults and inadequacies. Unlike reverse psychology where you say the opposite to get the result you want.

Me: We laughed so hard at Jake trying to understand big words...dumb fuck doesn’t get it
Friend: is he gonna learn?
Me: no. It’s just funny. Right Jake?
Jake: so funny.
Friend: that’s perverse psychology?
Jake: huh?

by Bushido711 January 17, 2019

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