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A dude at a comicon in Arkansas that slips you a roofie and turns his finger into a brown light saber.
After I woke up at that dudes hotel room at the Littlerock comicon, I noticed his finger had turned into a brown light saber. I got the Uncle Jedi!
What a tree uses for an adhesive bandage.
If a tree doesn't put stickers on that broken branch, that branch'll become a stick for sure!
What occurs when two lesbians have been donut bumpin' back and forth, while on their periods.
After those two broads were done bagel bumping, it looked like somebody left strawberry donuts at a crime scene.
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