Upsidedown Jellyfish

The female does a tripod handstand then places her knees on her elbows, while the male - who is standing facing her back - holds her up by the hips to support her weight while inserting his erect penis inside her for the act of coitus.

Okay, so you've tried the lotus but whatchoo know 'bout that upsidedown jellyfish girl?!

YTBMITW

Acronym: You're The Best Mom In The World -- see also YTBDITW

It’s been a year. Some days I wonder how I got so unlucky to lose her. Everyday I wonder how I got so lucky to have her. She was the #1 best. The most one of a kind gal. A heart of gold. I do have peace knowing our souls are connected and we will meet again. We will continue to play as long as there is stardust. YTBMITW

YTBDITW

Acronym: You're The Best Dad In The World -- see also YTBMITW

It’s been a year. Some days I wonder how I got so unlucky to lose him. Everyday I wonder how I got so lucky to have him. He was the #1 best. The most one of a kind guy. A heart of gold. I do have peace knowing our souls are connected and we will meet again. We will continue to play as long as there is stardust. YTBDITW

Lady Marmalade

The creamy, viscous, schmear that accumulates in a ladies delicates after a day of happenstance titillation or arousal.

Billy: "Ew, what's that stuff in your sister's panties?!"

Johnny: "Gimmie those! Mom said that's just her lady marmalade. It's normal."

Billy: *takes note to smell some ASAP*

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Kandoo

Getting a job done with underpaid, under appreciated labor, while being verbally berated and supervised by inept management. Usually used in reference to filmmaking.

Grip: "Man what a complete and utter cluster fuck!"

PA: "Kandoo."

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