Painter

When your shit is so long it hits the bottom of the toilet and when it breaks off and falls to the side it paints a brown streak across your ass cheek.

Sorry I’m late. I had to clean up after the painter.

Painter

A painter is crap so long and hard it hits the bottom of the bowl and leaves a streak on a cheek as it falls to the side.

Sorry I took so long, I had to clean up after the painter.

Kayaking

When your marijuana burns inside the paper causing a hole partway down the joint.
Not to be confused with canoeing.

The joint is kayaking.

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Foop

Foop, fooped, fooping, fooper, To fart and poop at the same time. Much like a shart but kid friendly.

OMG I think I just had a foop.