dumbuh

When it's more than dumb... it's DUMBUH.

(the normally-silent "B" is pronounced, and "uh" is tacked on the end of it to emphasize the irritation in the speaker's voice)

MOM: "Why don't you want to go on the Harry Potter ride?"

8-YEAR-OLD BOY: "I don't wanna go on the Harry Potter ride because it's DUMBUHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Borgy

An orgy amongst the Borg (from the Star Trek universe).

"We are the Borg. Lower your trousers and surrender your brassieres. We will add your biological and technological concupiscence to our own. Your culture will adapt to service our Borgy. Resistance is futile."

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botard

A large black trashbag full of piping hot semen which is typically used in practical jokes. Occassionally, to their horror, a person might wake up inside of one.

"WTF, I'M IN A BOTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"

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dillion

An arbitrary unit of measurement that is only used in reference to male genitalia.

I was at this party the other night, which was pretty much a sausage fest, and everybody was going commando. I think I saw at least one dillion dicks that night!

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shartwheel

A cartwheel, in the midst of which a shit is accidentally taken.

"Trying to make a list using bullets and numbering in Microsoft Word is like doing a shartwheel."

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