Dale Force

Dale Force is a particle-wave composed of super-concentrated lack of X. It is essentially anti-matter for anything that draws its “positive matter” to that area. It explains odd or seemingly inexplicable high concentrations of things appearing in a spot.

*12 chads walk into a bar*
Homie: The Dale Force must have sensed a lack of misplaced self-confidence here

Biting Goat

A biting goat is any novice outdoorsman that generally gets in the way, makes a nuisance of themselves, or otherwise inhibits the enjoyment of the outdoors or a particular sport/activity because of their lack of skill or knowledge or self-awareness. Synonym to “Jerry”

Me at the trailhead: Alright bois, look alive, the trails are thick with Biting Goats
The bois: Ah sh**

Yost

Yost: the past participle of yeet.

I sent a new gap jump, cased it, and got absolutely yost into the bushes.