Vagitation

When parts of a tree bark or other things in nature resemble a vagina

“Check out the beautiful vagitation here, it’s really something else”

Vagitarian

To only date/hook up with girls that do not have beef curtains

Jim: I want to set up Todd with Jill
Bob: It will never work, I've dated Jill, she has crazy beef curtains
Jim: So?
Bob: Todd is a strict Vagitarian. He won't even contemplate it

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