Jewohpalo

A word commonly used to describe people who assume that vaccinations give your kids autism. The word was originally used by Hitler to make fun of Jewish kids, but was adopted into modern culture during the 2016 elections

“My Dad is a Jewohpalo, but I never got a vaccine and I’m still autistic”

Lub-Lub

A creature native to Vermont. It has the body shape of a penis and short legs. They roam around local school to try to take children and take them to their dens. If you give them a quarter, they will leave you alone. A dollar might make them become your friend

“Dude I just saw a Lub-Lub eating some random baby!”
“I’m busy Gorgon Grabbing Leave me alone”