Dunny Pants

Shit streaked underwear that are left in public view. Examples; locker rooms, swimming pools, dressing rooms.

Did you see old Bob going down on that stripper at his retirement party?

No, I couldn't concentrate on that because he left his fuckin Dunny Pants laying under the TV.

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Pearl Jam

the inability to cum.

Space Angel blew the shit out of me and when I was ready to sand blast her face nothing would happen, I had a fucking Pearl Jam.

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Kernal Dunny

shit, pock marked with corn.

We were at Cornfest last night and I'm sure I'll have a visit from Kernal Dunny.

Dunny fucked

anal sex

all in all last night was perdy good. We's titty fucked em, pussy sucked em and dunny fucked em. That there is a try fecta.

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fuggit

it doesn't matter.

Wait a minute Bob, you had sex with a calf? That's disgusting!
Fuggit, it waz perdy good. I'd do it agin.

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Dunny Bobbin

the act of felating a paraplegic sibling or a disabled farm animal.

That Booby is one fucked up dude, he was dunny bobbin Archie after therapy.

Dunny Dump

shitting on the bare titties of your female friend before you fuck her.

hey Rudy, I tried that dunny dump you told me about on old Mary last night and she bout kilt me.