Dunny Pants

Shit streaked underwear that are left in public view. Examples; locker rooms, swimming pools, dressing rooms.

Did you see old Bob going down on that stripper at his retirement party?

No, I couldn't concentrate on that because he left his fuckin Dunny Pants laying under the TV.

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Pearl Jam

the inability to cum.

Space Angel blew the shit out of me and when I was ready to sand blast her face nothing would happen, I had a fucking Pearl Jam.

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Kernal Dunny

shit, pock marked with corn.

We were at Cornfest last night and I'm sure I'll have a visit from Kernal Dunny.

Dunny fucked

anal sex

all in all last night was perdy good. We's titty fucked em, pussy sucked em and dunny fucked em. That there is a try fecta.

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Dunny Bobbin

the act of felating a paraplegic sibling or a disabled farm animal.

That Booby is one fucked up dude, he was dunny bobbin Archie after therapy.

fuggit

it doesn't matter.

Wait a minute Bob, you had sex with a calf? That's disgusting!
Fuggit, it waz perdy good. I'd do it agin.

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Dunny Dump

shitting on the bare titties of your female friend before you fuck her.

hey Rudy, I tried that dunny dump you told me about on old Mary last night and she bout kilt me.