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When a man has intercourse with a nasty, rank, woman's vagina and proceeds to not shower within a 5 hour period, therefore causing his dick to smell like a rotten fish.
Jeff suffered from some mean Trouser Trout after that night with the lot-lizard!
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When you shit a long turd out that goes down the toilet bowl, but is still long enough to protrude out of the water.
Man I iceberged that last shit, go take a look, I haven't flushed yet, bring your camera
A nasty residue left inside one's undergarments or the bowl of a toilet after a shart, or a Craftsmanshit.
I left a Swampy Mess in my boxer briefs after that shart.
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A girl you take out on a date who is normally very ugly, but when she dresses up and wears make-up she looks OK at best.
I went on a movie date with a polished turd last Friday.
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After she took her pants off, I then said, if I wanted to see Chewbacca, I would've watched Star Wars.
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a very small unit of measurement.
I was only off by a cunt's hair.
The sensation one gets after a good pinch of Skoal or Copenhagen chewing tobacco, similar to being buzzed.
Man, that Skoal Wintergreen gave me some intense Chewphoria!
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