McSlurty

The liquid shit that pours down out of the asshole into the other person’s mouth when eating out someone’s ass. This delicious treat relinquishes all hunger and stress from the participant.

Joe: “oh my god, what just entered my mouth, Sarah?”
Sarah: “I ordered you a nice McSlurty this afternoon, how does it taste?”
Joe: “delicious!”

Straight Facts

The higher degree of "facts." It is an emphasized version of "facts" meaning extremely true or something that is beyond true.

Billy: "Your dick is so much bigger than mine."
Alston: "Straight facts!"

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