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Jesus Christ

A lame guy who is against LGBT but at the same time he has strong gay tendencies
He thinks he has no physical father

Because his mother is sadly a prostitute for bad conditions of miserable life

Jesus Christ: Hey i wanna be a messiah who is my father btw
Mary: I dont remember that day probably i am raper by a group but once i was a virgin because i serve anal and oral intercourse to my customers. Where is my birth control pills?

by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023

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Lurianic Kabbalah

The most used form of Kabbalah which is the root of infamous Hermetic Kabbalah introduced by Israel Regardie and his friends?
Kabbalah itself is based on the principle of 4 worlds of Buddhism, also Yggdrassil, Akkadian Tree of Life etc.
Lurianic Kabbalah is associated with Isaac Luria Rabbi the legendary Sage of Kabbalah, from a close date Yehuda Ashlag Rabbi who is also a great person. Literally Master of Kabbalah.
There are intense amount of details about this system too that I did not mention. It is not that easy and it takes great amount of effort, Hebrew knowledge and dicipline to examine it.

Merkabah mysticism of Jewish tradition is closely related with that.

Many orthodox Jewish people dislike to unreveal it on everywhere. So it is not recommended to speak about Kabbalah at public. Any neonazi would insult you hard. And you can find yourself at hospital bed. Or an Arab can bite you. Even Catholic maniacs can deus vult you.

Noah: I have watched Neon Genesis Evangelion and now I feel like Messiah and pro of Kabbalah but not Lurianic Kabbalah of course
Zachariah: ??? Sabbetian Zevi syndrome…

by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023


Palestine

Yes I saw that name on Old Testament that’s all where is there?
Does it even exist?

Palestine is a country IS not REAL a delusional image egregore made by some people who is schizophrenic sadly

by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023

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Communist

A sick atheist who likes patatoes and starving from hunger and living in lifeless buildings of course not a socialist

Probably he likes Russian stuff

Stalin: Comrade have you ever listen red army march about Communist babes as amv of anime girls

Karl: Oohh yes yes it turned me on

by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023


Afghanistan

Best place on earth blessed with democracy even higher than nordic countries
The country is ruled by a technocrat intellectual master named Mohammad bin Hussain el Bomb who won the Nobel prize of peace last year

Hussain el Bomb: It will be Legendary i will allow same sex marriage at Afghanistan.

by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023