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What a fat, smelly dentist uses to wipe the cum off his roly poly dick after he fucks up your mouth and gets excited about it.
Doctor: Fuck me, Gertrude, oops, it happened again, get me that handy dandy Kint Rag, my sweaty balls are sticking to this dumb bitchâs fillings.
Gertrude: Damn, Doc, you really must have fucked this one up, I havnât seen so much juice come out of that tiny dick since you fucked me in the ass with a kotex in my cooter
A delicious treat for those who like the taste of ass, dick,
cum, and pussy
Vivian: Yo, Kev, I got some ho lasagne for you, better than last night
Kevin: Cool. I hope it tastes better, cuz you know how I swell up after you fuck an Asian.
Otherwise known as "bye felicia," this is a ho with no morals that will stop at nothing to win a pageant.
Kristin: Damn, Bree, I am worried about that blonde bitch with the big tits. So, I think you know what we have to do.
Bree: Oh hell no, I ain't pulling no pageant alycia like the last time.
A bullshit drink concocted by assholes in capes
Look at that freek in the cape, bitch sucking down a butter beer
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Some shit that dentists say when they hit you with the laughing gas and feel your goodies
If you donât tell, this will be our little peepee secret, i love all cavities
What a desperate whore says now that most cities are in phase one and loves cum.
Michelle: Fuck yeah, i dont give a flying fuck if this dude has a 4-inch dick or not, he can give me a Covid squirt in my pink and stink.
What a sneaky bitch does to get something for free at a cash register.
Tyreesha: Hey, sorry, can you just put this chicken with your stuff and I will pay you back.
Register: (Beep, Beep)
Daniel: Um.....
Cashier: Oh boy... You ever heard of a black girl freebie? If not, that's what it is.
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