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A wannabe record-keeper who has the skills of an entry-level fry cook at a fast food restaurant.
Donna: Hey, Lawanda, you can be a digital court reporter with virtually no experience and a sixth-grade level vocabulary. You in?
Lawanda: Shit, are you for real, though? Hell yeah. As long as I dont have to wear a hair net and I can get my lashes done every Friday, I am in.
What every mother dreams of winning, but is usually said in a demeaning manner
Rose: Damn, you are cooking tater tots and hot dogs for dinner again? You will definitely be mother of the year
Cher: Whatever. I have the hottest tots and dogs around.
What a white girl has after she gets plowed by a huge black dick
Jacquie: Holy fuck, Tanisha, you were right, I had an 8-inch cowboy dick for months and then I got railroaded by a huge 12-inch, thick, super black dick that gave me black cock syndrome, he even put that black pipe in my tight asshole, and I will never be the same. I hope he gets over the fact that I shit on that rod when he pulled it out.
Tanisha: Yeah, Girl, I know what you mean. I always tell them if you want to go in the stink, you always get a surprise than if you go in the pink.
Something that is a new norm but should have been the norm for many years
Sara: Bitch, you better get away from me, cuz I ainât trying to throw the social distance card around, but you smell like a dirty ass that was fucked by a homeless guy.
Tiffany: ok, boo, I will remember that when you ask to borrow my lipstick next time
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Usually an intoxicated male that can't find his way to the bathroom and pisses in anything but the toilet.
Beth: Wow, my husband has got to be a peepee walker, he just opened my pantie drawer and let loose.
Janet: Really? I hope he didn't eat asparagus.
When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.
Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. Thatâs what you get, itâs called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldnât wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.
A naive bitch with a really fucked up hairdo.
Jan: Holy hell, what the fuck happened to your hair? You have joined the mozzy fox club.
Jackie: No fucking shit. That pussy-ass stylist said he was going to give me the hottest new style and I let him. It looks like I have striped pubic hair all over my head.