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Using butter to lube a girls asshole before you bang her.
Woke up this morning at Olâ Sues house. Had to Butter her up with two tubs of butter in that ass before breaking one off! Nearly broke my dick!
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Putting a bunch of Columbian Bam Bam on your dick right before you bang a girl in the ass. Then blow your load in her ear and slap the side of her head.
I was over at Donnaâs last night and gave her a Columbian Birthday Cake! Happy birthday to me!
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Smoking high grade blue crystal meth
That Blue Casey sold us was nuts! The boys were getting blued up last night! They didnât sleep for three days!
Taking a shit in the pool of the place youâve been visiting for the next residents to find. Also works great for air bnb. If no pool taking upper deckers is also acceptable.
Dude I checked into my Air BnB and some asshole left a Connaughton Special in the pool! Not cool!
Flipping your girl ass up while your having sex then interlock your hands into one big fist. Repeatedly fisting her ass until it blows wide open.
Gave ol sue the Fisher Fister last night. Nearly blew her asshole right open!
Repeatedly Fisting a females asshole and going all the way to the elbow. The act resembles an Texas oil ridge.
I went over to Donnaâs house this morning and gave her the Texas oil ridge! I struck black gold!