Cone-ing

1. grabbing an ice-cream cone by the ice-cream instead of the cone.

2. any act involving an ice-cream cone to confuse or scare the person selling it to you.

Luke: Hey, let's go cone-ing, man! Film me!

Tom: Ok, do it!

Luke: *Buys an ice cream cone, takes it by grabbing the ice cream portion*

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Microcuck

verb.

When someone compliments or says something nice to your girlfriend/boyfriend and you do nothing about it or are totally fine with it. Microcuck is a fusion of the terms microaggression and cuck (cuckold). Essentially getting microcucked is getting cucked in the smallest way possible.

John: Wow! You are absolutely beautiful
Bob's girlfriend: Thanks! That's so nice!
Bob: *does nothing* (or says something like "that was nice!")

Bob has just been microcucked.