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Nipple Curds

When a pregnant woman lactates breast milk and it cultivates the correct cultures to produce a cheese like substance.

Rashawn Andrew - Grant hallaway - Wentsworth - " Damn, I was thinking about aborting this baby, I was just doing it for the nipple curds."

Tim - "Save some for me Rashawn Andrew - Grant Hallaway - Wentsworth, let me make a grilled cheese before you stifle God's plans!"

Rashawn Andrew - Grant hallaway - Wentsworth - "You rascal!"

by Buttfunkexpress May 5, 2019


Butt Funk Express

When a mad funk daddy has intercourse with a smelly, sweaty, fermented female anus to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible.

"Hey babraquece, how was your date last night with that handicapped Jewish autistic woman?"
"Well, I couldn't take off her diaper before hand and I needed to get in there before I woke her up, so I had to take the ol' butt funk express."
"Oh fuck, your not babraquece!? Why is there blood on your pants?!"

by Buttfunkexpress May 4, 2019

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