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When you get your cock stuck in the zip
"I once heard my father scream in agony when he got cockfucked"
The bit of poo that gets stuck in your arse hairs
"leave me some of that butthole brownie"
"I like to use a straw to suck out the butthole brownie"
When you put a confetti bomb in your foreskin and ignite it
"I drugged my father and did a schlongbomb on him"