Poop finger

When one human puts their finger into the anal cavity of another human and pulls it out, resulting in deposition of fecal matter onto the phalanges.

Bro, I was fingering my girls ass and she gave me really bad poop finger.

Oh no man, what did you do?

I had to lick it off like a popsicle.

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spanknoodle

When you really like to spank your noodle, this is the word used to describe the action of spanking your noodle.

Doug: Hey Jeff what are you doing?
Jeff: Doin' some spanknoodle, you know how it is.
Doug: Yep, same old.

weed penis

Straping a joint to your hard dick and lighting it, then having a girl stuck it

He did weed penis last night.

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big sad hour

Big sad hour is a phrase used to show one's sorrow for someone else enduring a tough time. Usually it is not used for deaths or injury related events, but minor inconveniences in one's day-to-day life.

Hey man, how's it going?

Pretty bad bro, just got off a 10 hour shift at work.
Damn bro, that's a big sad hour

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