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Buttholedestroyer

Someone who has extreme experience at mutilating a man or woman's anus. They ravage and make the rim incredibley sore/red. Has been known to render butthole useless for extended periods of time, and, in extreme cases, induced comas. However, many flock towards these people as when a buttholedestroyer enters your anus the ripping and tearing of the skin around your anus brings forth extreme pleasure - instant climax.

Dingle: I'm going to ravage dat ass.

Venus: Hell yeah, baby. Bend me over the kitchen bench.

David: Damn! Dingle is such a buttholedestroyer! Threesome?

by Buttholedestroyer August 10, 2012


Vanessa

Vanessa is the girl with all the right moves in all the right places ;), and she will do ANYTHING for any man and even any woman (within reason). She's very flexible and able to adapt to any position, yet she's still Firm and can get any man Hard.

Bonuses:
- Disease free.
- High quality 1080p mate.
- Fullcream milk.
- Provides lov'in anytime of month.

Anon1: "What did you do last night?"

Anon2: "I had the best sex of my life, she was an absolute Vanessa!"

David Sexican: "Damn! Imma git me sum of dat ass!"

by Buttholedestroyer August 10, 2012

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