Slangin' Boulders

When you're finger-blasting someone's asshole and you find more chocolate than a See's Candy box, you just scoop it out and huck those Baby Ruths as far away from the action as possible.

So I stuck two fingers in my friend's cousin's asshole the other night and apparently the bitch had to shit. My dude, I was straight slangin' boulders. I'd show you the video but I left my phone in her car :(

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