Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.

To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.

Wrap a buzzdog

The term “wrapping a buzzdog” refers to applying a nicotine patch and folding over ones penis to create a hotdog that gives off a buzz.

Example:
“Yo I just stopped smoking and started no fap”
“Oh shit dude that’s tough”
“Nah man, hey I’ll be right back I’m gonna go to the bathroom to wrap a buzzdog.”

Nub Job

A nub job is when a double amputee uses their two nubs to stroke a man’s Willy or commonly known as penis to the point of climax.

Leon quickly closed his laptop as he had gone too far and witnessed a “nub job” on a pornographic site.

Buzzdog

When someone wraps their penis shaft with a nicotine patch, thus receiving a buzz.

“Dude I’ve been trying to quit smoking but these nicotine patches are kinda lame.”
“Bro just wrap yourself a buzzdog and see how it goes!”

Busquingie

an anomaly of consciousness that institutes multiple primal figures adapted to ease the pain of normalcy.

Busquingieeeee