Turd burglar

A person you do not particularly like who you have a suspicion burgles turds

Oi Dolan
Ye

Dude ur a turd burglar
Gooby pleaz

Broccoli wand

Broccoli wand or cabbagefag

Broccoli wand or cabbagefag is slang for the street drug commonly known as marijuana for example
Hey gooby
Hey Dolan

Dolan did you smoak all my broccoli wands yesterday?????

Gooby please

docking a quimbsby

A term for masturbation ,wanking when you have a less than average sized penis

jake Liam what are you doing

liamI'm docking a quimbsby jake
Oh dude that's nasty