Shaq-cock

A gargantuan penis; a schlong so long that a dick pic requires multiple shots.

Guy: Yo man I think Steve is fucking your girl

Man: What the fuck for real my guy?!
Guy: Yeah apparently he's got that shaq-cock
Man: *kills himself*

Dwarf Anus

A extremely tight anus; an anus that could crush a pinky with one swift clench

Goddamn, I broke my dick last night hitting this dwarf anus.