Mudskipping

When you pucker your lips and proceed to motorboat someone’s poopy butt.

“I met this dirty trucker by the Waffle House, we were mudskipping each other all night long.”

Truckin’

When a man rides on someone’s shoulders getting their nuts tugged while simultaneously going honk* honk*.

I ran into a lot lizard last night. We rented a motel room to have a little fun. We were truckin’ until my balls were black and blue.

“Dude what happened last night it sounded like a semi drove through you’re room.” “Oh man my girl and I were truckin’ all night long.”

Slobby Sabi

When a girl fills her mouth with wasabi and then proceeds to give oral sex

Dat girl gave me that fire slobby sabi