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Wood Kiss

A complex sex act that require accuracy, precision, and execution. The male pulls out his wang, which has to be chubbed to some degree, and places it on the edge of the vagina. The woman’s beaver then grinds the veiny pork until all foreskin has been removed from the grinding. There may be some spots left, so having some gritty sandpaper may be better. The peen drill should now be skinless and pink, and the woman blows it.

My girl was so wild last night that she gave me the wood kiss, so I had to go the hospital.

by Buttslopper-oo November 19, 2019


butt grub

Dirty, dried up slop. Normally caused when butt slop is untreated and gets all dry and crusty. It also will smell really bad, especially when having sexual orientation.

I've got butt grub all up in my butthole, and it's really nasty

by Buttslopper-oo September 9, 2017


Slop Sucker

When having sex, one person poops out extremely slimy mucus slop on to the other’s pubic hair. The person who delivered the slop then sucks it out of the other’s pubic hair, thus becoming a slop sucker.

Last night, my bitch became a slop sucker. My pubes are still greasy from that!

by Buttslopper-oo September 8, 2019


Sea Breacher

When dumping your excrement out of your anal cavern, you unload a turd so big that some of it pokes out of the toilet water, thus becoming a sea breacher. Usually, a sea breacher causes a major splash.

Jamarcus: I finally took a shit after 3 days.
Kevin: Jeez, how big were your turds?
Jamarcus: Bro, there were at least 4 sea breachers.

by Buttslopper-oo September 28, 2019