squffle

When you grab-hug and cuddle-rub a person or animal in an endearing but dominating way, leaving any hair or feathers in a right old mess.

A cross between "squeze" and "ruffle"

Variations:
squffles
squffleing
squffled

"Look at that squirrel! I would love to squffle him up"

"Your dog is being naughty again, must be time to squffle him up" *squffles him up*

ye

A non-gender-specific version of the pronouns "he" and "she".

Useful when you do not know the gender of the individual being referred to.

Useful if you do not want to disclose the gender of the individual being referred to.

Useful if you do not want to offend the individual being referred to. (some people do not like to be called "he" or "she")

Can be used to replace "he/she" on documents.

"Ye left their phone here."

"Was ye a boy or a girl?"

"Ye didn't say."

"What did ye look like?"