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ground-pounding

(V.) The act of having sex with the earth.
Males
Step 1: poke a hole through the soil.
Step 2: whip out your penis.
Step 3: Stick your penis in the hole.
Females
Step 1: find a tree stump or tree root.
Step 2: pull your pants down.

Step 3: insert tree stump/root into vagina.

Student 1 : Did you hear about Alexander Kurl?
Student 2: No! What did he do?
Student 1: He gave up trying to find a significant other and went ground-pounding yesterday.

by Buzkill625 March 20, 2017

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Doming

To have sex with someone so hard rendering yourself and the other unconcious.

I love Doming! It is my favorite pass-time!

by Buzkill625 April 22, 2017

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