zip

zero, nada, nothing

For this contribution I got zip!

298👍 337👎

oxnard

Sleepy little city 60 miles north of Los Angeles, on the California coast.

I'm not going to Oxnard, you go ahead.

91👍 189👎

doorfinder

An undesirable person who always gets shown the exit

I'm not inviting that fucking doorfinder.

1👍 1👎

Confusion

plural for units used to operate electronic devices

The coffe table was almost hidden by a confusion of remote controls

6👍 10👎

ballocks

Testicles

The 60 year old man's ballocks hung down to his knees

64👍 18👎

dinch

Didn't, did not

Dinch you go to Harvard?

10👍 18👎

jeef

Cannabis, pot, weed, grass, joy sticks, reefer, boo, smoke, dope.

Can you get me some jeef?

32👍 23👎