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Surreptitiously farting while passing thru a CUBE FARM,
then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leading to PRAIRIE DOGGING while people try to figure out the source of the wafting stench.
Bob liked all the prairie dogging his crop dusting produced.
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(Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.) What yuppies
turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home
with the kids.
Buffy decided that when her and john had there 1.2 children she could finally quite her job and become a sitcom.
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A Piercing of the Labia, Specifically the Hood that covers the Clitoris. This gives direct stimulation to the Clitoris during sex even without hand or finger stimulation being applied by motion transfer of the thrusting.
As the Paramedics used wire cutters to cut Jakes tongue ring loose from her Clit piercing, Debbie realized that her Hood Ornament was a poor choice for the money her mother had given her for her birthday.
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That minuscule fraction of time it takes your brain to realize that you've just made a GIGANTIC mistake and reconcile the fact that it is too late.
Bob hit send on his email to Tom, only then realizing that he had copied in the entire company on the x-rated pictures of him and his latest conquest swinging from his sex swing in full leather outfits.
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An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because
the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
Dang I cannot buy any more condoms My card is useless, I have had a swipeout.
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